These summer puns are hot off the presses and are shore to crack a smile on anyone’s face. Whether you’re at a party and need to ketchup with friends, or just hanging out with your toes in the sand, these summer puns were mer-maid for you to share! Just make sure you find a summer pun that works for you. Don’t give in to pier pressure and share that one pun that everyone is using (even if you are at the beach). This list of summer puns should be more than enough to sandal, and on those really hot days they’re buy one, sweat one free. Don’t go skimming past these puns, you might just miss one that’s sizzling with potential. When summer arrives, remember that it’s a time when anything (and any pun) is popsicle if you put your mind to it.
Short Summer Puns
- “Water you doing, my friend?”
- “You are one in a melon, girl!”
- “Glad to ketchup with you.”
- “Fishing you a wonderful day.”
- “In need of some vitamin sea.”
- “Shell we go?”
- “Are we good, beaches?”
- “I will sea you at the beach.”
- “Hey beach! Long time no sea.”
- “It’s aboat time to go.”
- “I’d love to sea more.”
- “Whale, hello there, buddy.”
- “Don’t ever get tide down.”
- “Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.”
- “You used to call me on my shellphone.”
- “Don’t forget to seas the day.”
- “Come on, friends! Lettuce celebrate.”
- “Hope you have a fintastic day.”
- “Oh yeah buoy.”
- “Life’s a beach so just enjoy the waves.”
- “Anything is popsicle whenever I am with you.”
- “Finally! I can sea clearly now.”
- “Sorry, I’m hot for you.”
- “Water you waiting for?!”
- “Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.”
- “Stay salty, dear.”
- “Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.”
- “I’ll be back. Just hanging out with some grill friends.”
- “I’m melting for you.”
- “Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.”
- “I’m feeling beachy today.”
- “I whale love you until I die.”
- “This wonderful beach makes me so emoceanal.”
- “I’ll shorely make you laugh.”
- “Let’s have fun, buoys and gulls!”
- “Hope you sea the beauty in life.”
- “It’s time to be nauti.”
- “Life is like a fanta-sea”
- “Please excuse my resting beach face.”
- “Congrats! It’s time for a shell-ebration!”
- “You are one crazy little sun of a beach”
- “You’re the best sea-ster ever”
- “She’s very much so-fish-ticated.”
- “Things are already getting out of sand.”
- “Hey! Are you squidding me?”
Funny Summer Puns
- What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach? Glass flippers!
- Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach? They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
- How does the ocean floor stay well-informed on the news? By following current events
- Which letter is the coolest of them all? Iced T
- What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled? Something a-piers to be wrong.
- What crashes onto the shore on tiny beaches? Micro-waves.
- Why do bananas like to use sunscreen? Because they peel!
- What is the perfect day to go to the beach? SUNday!
- Where do ghosts love to go on a vacation? Lake Eerie.
- You wanna know why mountains are the funniest place to go on a vacation? Because they are hill-airious!
- Where do ghosts usually go for a swim? The Dead Sea.
- How does a cucumber turn into a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
- Why did the sun decided not to go to college? Because he already had a million degrees.
- What will you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? A title wave.
- What specific vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? A leek.
- What will you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
- What fruits do ghosts love to eat? Boo-berries.
- What is the term for a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
- Where do cows go on the summer vacation? To the moo-vies.
- Which bus actually crossed the ocean? Columbus.
- What fruit does Dracula like to eat? Neck-tarines.
- What’s that latest summer pirate movie rated? It’s rated ARRRRRR!
- What type of music do killer whales love to hear? They listen to the orca-stra!
- What’s usually gray, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!
- What does a shark like to eat for dinner? Fish and ships!
- What do you think is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
- What did the baby corn tell the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
- How can someone know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
- Where do sharks usually go on vacation? Finland!
- What do ghosts love to eat in the summer? I Scream.
- What should a toddler put on to go swimming? Pool-ups.
- Why did the teacher decided to jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water!
- Why does ice cream usually get invited to the party? It’s cool.
- What does a mermaid use to call her best friend? A shell phone
- What did the reporter ask the ice cream? “So, what’s the scoop?”
- What’s the reason of elephants getting kicked out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks.
- Why did the detectives suddenly appeared at the concert at the beach? Something fishy was going on.
- Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation? Times Square
- Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
- Why don’t oysters like to share their precious pearls? Because they are shellfish.
- Why do a fish never go on vacation? No, because they’re always in school!
- Why did the dolphin decided to cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
- Why do you think fish will never be good tennis players? Because they never get close to the net!
- What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles!
- Why can’t basketball players go on nice vacation? They would get called for traveling!
- Why do fish love to eat worms? Because they get hooked on them!
- Why did the robot decided to go on a summer vacation? To recharge his batteries!
- What did the grape say when she was stepped on? Nothing, she just made a little wine!
- What will you say to a sweaty puppy? You are one hot dog!
- What will you get when you milk a cow in Alaska? A snow.
- What will you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!
- Do you have any clue on what bread usually do on a vacation? It loafs around!
- Where do you think eggs go on their summer vacation? New Yolk City!
- What type of dessert do you give out at a summer beach party? A beach pie.
- What is the term for a witch who lives on the beach? A sandwitch!
- When should you go at red and stop at green? When eating a watermelon!
- Where does the sun drink mostly? Sunglasses
- What animal is usually at a baseball game? A bat
- What are frogs’ favorite drink on a hot summer day? Croak-o-cola.
- How would you be able to prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
- Why did the cheerleader placed an extra salt on her food in the summer? She wanted to do summer salts.
- What does a bee do when it is extremely hot? He takes off his yellow jacket!
- Which is quicker, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold!
- Where do goldfish like to go on vacation? Around the globe!
- What animal has a black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn!
- What does the mommy fish say when she disagrees with her son? I don’t quite sea it that way.
- What does a dolphin say whenever he’s confused? Can you please be more Pacific?
- Why is there a fish at the bottom of the sea? Because he dropped out of school.
- What did one tidepool say to another tidepool? Come on! Show me your mussels!
- How did the father shark plead in his murder case? Not gill-ty.
- What do you call a huge fish that makes you an offer in which you can’t refuse? The Codfather.
- Where did the shellfish go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
- What James Bond film is a blue whale’s favourite? Licence to Krill.
- Why do freshwater fish cry a lot? They’re just a stream of emotions.
- What term do baleen whales call a hook-up? Netflix and krill.
- What did the lady fish say when she swam into the concrete wall? Dam!
- Where do fish usually keep their money? In a river-bank!
- What will you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
- Which fish is the most popular? The star fish!
- What is the main difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish! Check out…60 Cheese Puns100 Food Instagram Captions100 Selfie Instagram Captions50 Dog Puns101 Funny One-Liners
